i have had that happen to me. but we don't have to ask the teacher to sharpen our pencils. I had to sharpen my pencil like 5 times cause the led just kept falling out.
have had that happen to me. but we don't have to ask the teacher to sharpen our pencils. I had to sharpen my pencil like 5 times cause the led just kept falling out.
Oh, boy, do I have a story for you. It's about a boy named...Jimmy. I was presenting a report on Greenland.
Jim: Kai, you missed something!
Me: For the last time, I'M NOT NAMED KAI! It's a four letter name easy to remember, GET IT RIGHT! Now WHAT is it?
Jim: You misspelled "Greenland"!
Me: Oh, really? How?
Jim: There's too many "e"s!
Me: *looks at the screen for a while* no, there's two "e"s n there.
Jim: It's supposed to have one!
*class starts laughing*
Me: Jim, the wavy lines under your typed words do NOT mean they're correct.
*class laughs again*
Jim: well...*waves his hand*
Me: I don't care what you found in Star Wars, Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me. I'm too strong.
*class laugh*
*Jim starts waving both his hands*
Me: Two hands doesn't amp the power any.
*Jim starts waving, kicking and twitching*
Me: Holy crap, call 911! Jim's having a seizure!
Jim: No, I'm fine! I'm just twitchy!
*I jerk my head to the side*
Me: That was a twitch. You were going totally gorilla feces.
*class laugh
Jim: Just, whatever! go on! I don't care! Just go on! *Jim starts crying*
Me: Aww...cheer up Jim...do you need a candy bar?
Jim: Thanks Kai...
Me: *said very fast* MYNAMEISNOTKAIJIMGETITRIGHTANDMAKESOMESENSEANDMAYBEYOUDHAVESOMEFRIENDSINSTEADOFBEINGAFATLAZYIDIOTWHOMAKESNOSENSEAND*Andrew hits me on the side of teh face* Sorry, I'm going to continue.
Dang, there is this really stupid kid, he's fat, the dorkiest kid you've ever seen. One day in english class He farted really loudly and the entire class scooted are desks to the oposite side of the world. The teacher said "Sean stop farting, that's disgusting!" He said in a really dorky voice "I'm sorry, I have beans for lunch all the time!" Later he kept iching his hair and it was very distracting and finaly the teacher said "Sean stop iching your hair!" "I'm sorry, I think I have dandriff! I can't help it!" We all burst out laughing. This kid is at the bottom of the food chain. Everybody makes fun of him! One time he tried to punch a kid with his thumb pointed up like a thumbs-up sign! He barely hit him!!! Idiot,.....It's like he tries to get made fun of!
We were in Class one day , and the person behind me is cheating with a paper on the bookbag thats on the floor. He has VERY bad vision , so he cant really see what he wrote. So he goes up to the teacher with the paper and ask her what it says.. I will never forget that day :P LOOOL
Alright at the last hour of the day, im talking to one of my friends about a vid on youtube,and then, a girl i can't stand, comes over and starts taking over the conversation by talking to my friend. Well, she also brought one of her other friends i can't stand, and the first girl takes out a lighter A LIGHTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, gets out an eraser from a mechanical pencil, and melts the bottom so the eraser's bottom spreads out alot. And I'm thinking, "Jesus what a..."
My friend right .... he does stuff like really random stuff then i ask why did you do that for?? then he goes cause i felt like it.... I am just sitting there going You Felt Like It??
I just thought that I would revive this thread now, since I have given you guys plenty of time to come up with some new stories to post. Please don't block this for being a "Necro"
Just read the OP, now valkery's post. Let's say my friend's name is James. Now James and I were at the park, hanging out with some other friends and people and he said to us, "Watch this, I'm going to jump over the balance beam!" Yes we have a balance beam at our park. Now the balance bean was around 4 feet tall and we said, "No way, you're going to hurt yourself. Don't do it." Etc. But he ignored us and ran as fast as he could and then he jumped. I thought he was going to make it but his foot caught onto the beam and he flipped in midair and landed on his head. He was okay. No concussions or anything. Idiot.
