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my freind was playing with fire works with me he put the mortar upside down not only did it burn him it exploded the tube he had to buy a new one

he repeated this 2 more times

and by the way dark argen's post lmao

Oh here's a GREAT Story. So.... funny.

OK, here I go.

Last year, at this day, my friends and I were using skateboards in a skate park. Now, what my friend did was so.... funny. He's going to grind this 10 foot-long rail that's so... long. (I guess) and then when he's at the middle of the rail, he slipped so hard that he bounced the rail using his back, and tried to land st his feet, but it was too early and landed on the rail (um.... how do I say this.... he broke his balls while doing that) So yeah.

cringe

"I'm going to latin america today! I even had time to touch up on my latin"
-I forget who (someone famous)

A kid who just acts retarded that I know, In Orchestra, he has gotten in trouble for basically humping his cello. He is odd.

Also, a quote from 30 Rock, said by Tracy Jordan

"I need you to come back so you can pick the peas out of my fried rice. And the rice, I just feel like eating carrots."

one time, justin bieber walked into a door.
It was caught on camera too XD
He was like
Justin: Yo... yo yo! I just walked into a [door]
and it was like you know [that] was crazy stuff there, man. I didn't see it...and then I saw it! How funny, man. I was all like... [um] DU-uDE! (voice crack) I JUST WALKED...INTO A DOOR!

A kid who just acts retarded that I know, In Orchestra, he has gotten in trouble for basically humping his cello. He is odd

He was like
Justin: Yo... yo yo! I just walked into a [door]
and it was like you know [that] was crazy stuff there, man. I didn't see it...and then I saw it! How funny, man. I was all like... [um] DU-uDE! (voice crack) I JUST WALKED...INTO A DOOR!

I have a good story about idiots. So, last year, I was in my U.S. History class, when my teacher started teaching about the Civil War, and he put a PowerPoint up of the key battles to the Civl War, so he starts teaching about it like this:

DH: So at the battle of Antietam, there was no real winner. It was a draw between the Union and Confederacy

So then this really popular, but dumb girl in my class says:

Alex (not her real name): What's a draw?

It was one of those double facepalm moments.

how did everyone react?

Is she by any chance a blonde? jkjkjkjkjk

A lot of girls in my grade are like that. We asked a prep last year if she new what a &quotrep" was and she had no clue.

Heard our prof talk about this one.

Student: Couldn't they just use candles if there is no sun present for sundials?
Prof: Uh no..... sundials don't work like that.

Prof: I don't put Alexandria on the test anymore since all the students think it's a relative of Alexander the Great.

Detective: "Do you know if the murderer was a male or female?"

*Billy*: "Of course, what else would there be, a dog?"

i Just wanted to read nice Stories GuyZ

dumdum went looking for the remote while it was sitting in the couch and it took him 5min to figure out