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valkery
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This thread is for you to share your favorite stories about idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

No spaming.

Also, please do not mention names of real people. Change their name.

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alexisonfire6
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idiots aye....ill have to go with the fox news team

samw100
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u know who a real idiot is "Ann" we just got out of church and we go to the car guess wat "Ann" locked the car before we went in and we had to wait over 2 hours for the locksmith to come and let us in the car again

Ernie15
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"Ann" locked the car before we went in


If she locked it herself, couldn't she've unlocked it just as easily?
foxlink
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anybody that thinks Africa is a country

valkery
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That was hilarious Gunthex! I almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

TacoNinja27
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heres 2 idiots

i was walking in the hall at school

Random guy: (asks me) are you a girl?

Me: No.

Random guy: Then are you a guy?

Me + 2 friends: Wow!

My friend: Wow, no one can be that retarded! (Then runs into a phone booth)

Ernie15
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Then runs into a phone booth


They still have those?

Once, I had to jump off the sidewalk because some idiot was driving on the sidewalk! He was only going about 5-10 mph, so I don't think he was drunk; he was probably just an idiot!
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one guy at school during a soccer (football) game shoots and misses
He yells out (loud enough for the teacher to hear) God Da** you Bast*** (goalies name here)
Teacher: (name of idiot here) come here...NOW
I couldn't hear what the teacher said to him...

Kyouzou
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Ah, don't. I just meant that most Indians I know are very smart I go to school with a LOT of Indians, and they are the only ones who make fun of their own stereotype, that being the thick accent and being really smart and respectful. Knowingly by the way. I think it's finally gotten into my head, going to this school for like 5 years.


LOL I know what you mean, I've been doing that accent since 6th grade...
emmalouc1
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This boy named Hector called Edgar Allen Poe, Edgar Poe Allen once...

Ernie15
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a 4.5ft 13 year old Wanted to fight a 6 ft 16 year old.


Maybe the short guy was clearly stronger than the big guy.

This boy named Hector called Edgar Allen Poe, Edgar Poe Allen once...


That could just be dyslexia, or the fact that Allen is a more common last name than Poe...
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This really annoying kid at my school does the "that's what she said" thing all the time. Drives me insane cuz he's so annoying. Half the time it doesn't even work lol so we're like, "Fail, you've lost the right say that."

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there is this freaking asian in my history class (hey, i m asian too so i can say that) who is like always giving random answers in the class.

for example, the teacher once was talking about new york during when it did not have a sewer and every trash (including our natural resource from our pure body) is thrown out the window. he asked us what kind of people it effects the most. Then that asian kid just yells, "homos". The whole class bursts out laughing and the teacher says detention. The kid says oh i meant hobos, and the teacher eventually lets go of him. thats just 1 example of the daily schedule of the stupid asian kid in my class......who at the end happens to be me.

hidude1212
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in gym my class is class a and the other class is class b

so class b is winning by like 7 and acting like theyre so good so then we (team a) make a comeback and like destroy them by seven and this one kid was so mad he was crying no kidding cuz on kid named billy was all in his face billy and class b= idiots

cusefan666
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Ok so i know this guy named valkery and he made this thread on AG....JK

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