Anyway there's at my school and yes she's a blonde. Although not all blonde's are really that stupid but this one just happends to be one of those special girls (no not mentaly retarded girls). So she cums into class and to nobody's yet she is wearing something very unsetteling. So when she sits down her oants sorta go down a little bit in the back, and her thong cums up.
Yes I do realize what I typed and purposely put it there just see if anyone would notice. If yopu do please take both time I did it and put it in a quote. Then say something about the idioticy of it.
Yes I do realize what I typed and purposely put it there just see if anyone would notice. If yopu do please take both time I did it and put it in a quote. Then say something about the idioticy of it.
Sorry but could you rephrase that? I can't understand what you've just said
theres this amazingly idiotic loud and most of all anoying guy at my school so i say to him me:why are you so loud? him: im what? me:loud him:was that an insult? me:..(laugh) him:what? me:nothing your just stupid himk i should beleive that from you me:yes you should because im smart him: what..? i dont understand what youjust said
Me: Hi, Eric Eric: Sup, wazzah! Me: *laughs* Eric: What's the problem? Me: The teacher heard you. Eric: What? Teacher: Yes, he is right. And since you are paying such great attention, what is the capital of China. Eric: .....Moscow? No, wait, ummmmm... Ukraine? Teacher: ... Eric: No, wait, umm... pass? Teacher: *facepalm* Me: *facepalm*
ive got a reallllllly dumb friend me n my other friends were talking and this guy who im not really friends with but i could consider him a friend says some joke that i forgot....anyway it mentioned c_u_m so this guy walks by the table and the dumb guy...lets just call him chuckhe says: hey do you know what c_u_m is? [the guy walked away laughing] (lying i really do know what it is) me:its used in meat thats all i really know ask a teacher ......................................................yes i assume you can think up the rest LOL!!!!!!
buzzmerin i have somthin like that lol, except the question was ez wel enough said teacher: ok class whats the capitol of japan bill[not real name] *raises hand* << what a dumb!@# teacher: yess bill bill: wait japan? umm.... mexico city? no wait i think its germany whoa wait wAAAAAAAAITTT its gotta be hawaii! me: FAIL! class: (laughing) teacher:i can see youve been paying great attention bill: thanks! [EVEN THE TEACHER LAUGHS!] bill: what?
The End... for GEOGRAPHY! or whatever its spelled, no im not a good spelleh
Teacher: Okay, so we'll be doing the 3 page eassy on *Insert eng major topic here* and it has to have the format of this and that, blah blah blah Goes on for like 10 minutes.
10 minutes later...
Stupid kid in class: Wait what are we doing again?
One time, I was watching TV, and I started watching a Gabriel Iglesias standup show.
dont be hatin on gabe just cuz he isnt always as funny as he could be. watch the episode when he tells about getting pulled over on the highway and youll change your mind about him.
