This is more about my gullible mate but I do call her an idiot haha.
She thought 'kettle chips' (which are crisps) were named because they were steam baked over kettles.. -- Also got tricked into thinking that breadsticks were 'sticks' snapped from a special tree, thats why they were so crunchy. -- I managed to fool her into thinking that left handed people actually had their thumbs on the opposite sides, thats why they have to have special left handed scissors ect..
I managed to fool her into thinking that left handed people actually had their thumbs on the opposite sides, thats why they have to have special left handed scissors ect..
Thats grandXD
ok so there is this girl in my Social Studios class who is blond. her name is madison and she is good looking might i add. anyway the teacher got off track as usual and started talking about the titanic, and as soon as that came up the whole class started talking about the movie. Then as soon as the class shut up and started working again the blond girl said loudly, "so did the titanic really happen? or was it just a movie?"
Alright, this one happened to someone I know. He's deployed in Iraq and was one of the top NCOs for his little unit and one day this Colonel came to visit so he had to go drive him around and all that. The Colonel was dressed in full combat uniform and wanted to go on a mission with Special Forces so the NCO took him to the Special forces command bunker. Anyway, for the last few days it had been raining nonstop at the base so everywhere was muddy. When the NCO arrived at the bunker the Colonel got out of the car in his full combat uniform ready to go get a special forces mission and turned to the NCO and complained about him parking in the mud. Needless to say, he didn't get a mission.
Here's another from high school. So this guy bought one of those cheap plastic army helmets from an army supply store and decides to let someone break a bottle over his head, thinking the helmet will protect him. We go to the railroad tracks and find a bottle and someone tries to break it over his head. Two hits and the bottle fails to break. Here's the best part, another guy took the helmet and tried himself. That's all I can think of right now. And XVERB, we've all met that idiot who asks the "did that really happen" question, even worse I've met the one who asked if World War II really happened or if the veterans just made it all up to get stuff.
Alright, this one happened to someone I know. He's deployed in Iraq and was one of the top NCOs for his little unit and one day this Colonel came to visit so he had to go drive him around and all that. The Colonel was dressed in full combat uniform and wanted to go on a mission with Special Forces so the NCO took him to the Special forces command bunker. Anyway, for the last few days it had been raining nonstop at the base so everywhere was muddy. When the NCO arrived at the bunker the Colonel got out of the car in his full combat uniform ready to go get a special forces mission and turned to the NCO and complained about him parking in the mud. Needless to say, he didn't get a mission.
That is retarded! Why didn't he get the mission? Because he parked in the mud? ITS THE ARMY! EVERYTHING IS MUDDY IN THE ARMY!
Alright, so these two people I know named Dolfy and Irene were out partying and stuff. Dolfy was the designated driver, but even he had a bit too much to drink. Irene was about 30 feet behind him, on the sidewalk. Dolfy starts the car, completely forgetting about the other people, and somehow manages to get his little hatchback at an angle so that it runs over Irene's foot. We decided to walk home that day.
The Colonel (Air Force I believe) wanted the mission and the spec ops guys didn't want to give him one as he came off as an idiot in their humble opinion, so they kept telling him not today tomorrow and so on. I could probably think of more stories but none come to mind at the moment. But I've seen some real stupidity over the years, never ceases to amaze me what people do thinking it's a good idea at the time.
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008
I almost dont believe that story, especially since you tried to look cool by saying you smoked which was utterly unnecessary, but w/e.
And just so everybody knows, George Bush didn't solely make the decision to go to Iraq. There are also these 300 other people that help him, and they're called Congress. So maybe before you put the blame on someone get your facts straight, or at least watch the news, and no, I dont mean biased-CNN.
I guess after that no one will read my story, but I'll type it out anyway. I was in a chat room and a guy was saying something like "21 year old guitar player and model, cute ladies message me." I then said "stop lying dude," sincerely joking around. I had no idea whether he was lying or not. He then messaged me back, and the rest of the conversation went like this: him- "I'm not lying" me- "I was just joking dude" him- "That's what I thought" me- "Chill out man, no need to get upset" him- "Naw bro don't call me a liar" me- "You're really pathetic, get over yourself" him- "Haha **** you" me- "Nice comeback" him (and here's the idiotic part)- "I'll smash your head with my guitar"
Uhm.....lol. I didn't even have a reply to that, I was laughing so hard. Way to make yourself sound like an 11 year old, ftw.
