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valkery
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This thread is for you to share your favorite stories about idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

No spaming.

Also, please do not mention names of real people. Change their name.

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marioman327
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Yes I smoke Cigarrettes Why is that such a problem are you all a bunch of children or what good god get a grip..


It's not a problem at all, I just dont see why people have to mention it. Like I'm not gonna say "So I was drinkin a soda the other day...."
Get it?
Bjiscuit
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but the nitpicking has to stop...


i didnt see any... just you gettnig upset about someone thinking that mentioning your smoking was irrelavent. which it was, especially the. "Like i usually do" part.

Just my 2 cents worth.
marioman327
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beastahayes, nobody wants to read your opinion. And Bjiscuit, we really didnt need to hear your 2 cents either, you just added to the pointless argument that I, ashamedly, started. Now everyone just let it go and let's get back on topic

valkery
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Good idea.

I have a retarded joke that is not for the faint of heart.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple?









I don't rape the apple before I eat it.

SwordlessLink
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields

valkery
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I don't ra pe the apple before I eat it.


sorry, i did not know rap e would be cesured so the joke goes,


What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple?


I don't rap'e the apple before I eat it.
vontje
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While i saw the bloopers of a soap, it was very funny

Man of the cops: You may sit down
Other man: No I prefer sitting

Or you know sitting in a conversation right?
Man: Can we talk?
Ohter man: No as you can i sit, i'm not sitting, i stand... Never mind

SwordlessLink
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Hey Valkery -

How do you get a baby into a bowl?

...

A Blender.


Now, how do you get a baby out of a bowl?

...

Tostitos.

Bjiscuit
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And Bjiscuit, we really didnt need to hear your 2 cents either, you just added to the pointless argument that I, ashamedly, started.


Bakka... =| Eeryone has the right to say what they want and i did, so deal with it.

beastahayes, nobody wants to read your opinion.


I did, im open for everyones opinion lol. thats why were on a public forum =/

And with that, i leave this thread
Freakenstein
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AAAAH that was in poor taste...

Sir... have you been drinking tonight?

"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"

Alright that's it, you're under arrest for reckless driving.

"You're not gonna check the trunk are you?"

SwordlessLink
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That's a classic one.

valkery
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Pretty good Freakenstien, and I love that one by SwordlessLink

the_manta
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sorry, i did not know rap e would be cesured so the joke goes,

What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

I don't rap'e the apple before I eat it.


Just saying, useless post. Most of us picked up that you said what you said, and even if we didn't, we prolly picked up something, er, similar.

BUT ANYWAY.

There's this really, really dumb, really loud chick at my school (and she's Indian. Go figure!), and we were reading about a book about firemen in English. So while we're all silently reading, she yells out "wouldn't it be funny if a white guy walked into a fire and turned black?!?!" There are a lot of other stories I have about her, but eh.
Ernie15
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"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"


I swear to God I'm an Atheist!

"You're not gonna check the trunk are you?"


No, you're free to go.

"Does this mean I can keep the pot I've been hiding in the trunk?"
the_manta
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"Does this mean I can keep the pot I've been hiding in the trunk?"


AHAAAAAAH.

But seriously, give that joke back to Gabriel Iglesias, son.
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