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valkery
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This thread is for you to share your favorite stories about idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

No spaming.

Also, please do not mention names of real people. Change their name.

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Google567
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Sometimes you run into a newbie like this, who never gets what your talking about or gets easliy mad.

2014631
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i could be an idiot i think so i eat sleep take a crap then do it all again. oh wait i forgot school XDD



lol that's like how it used to be but now its a lot more complicated. Lol. And that's not being an idiot its being a human lol
Kyouzou
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There's this really, really dumb, really loud chick at my school (and she's Indian. Go figure!)


What does being Indian have to do with it? The fact that i'm indian probably has something to do with me taking offense to this....

My story:

History class last year....

Teacher: Hitler was responsible for the killing of almost 6 millio jews

Girl: Is this going to be on the test?

Me: Well we've only been hearing about the guy since we were 10, so what do you think?

Girl: You don't need to be sarcastic! So is it?
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One time, my friend asked one of the most hilariously stupid questions like...ever!

Okay, here is the question in health class:

"Miss, is masturbating a drug?"

OMG I was laughing soooo hard(not to mention the class)!

Armpit
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is masturbating a drug?"


It can be an addiction, so I can see where he got that idea. He's a mixed up lad, but his question makes a bit of sense if you look at it from his point of view.
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there's one intersection i have to cross going to school on my bike. One of the streets is angled so the right turn is less than 90 degrees.

I have to ride on the sidewalk there because the road is fast in that area. People in cars like to think that because there's a soft right in the middle of an incredibly busy intersection they don't need a turn signal. They also think that because this biker that's in front of them on the sidewalk is biking slower than 40 mph, they should speed up and turn right in front of him and almost collide with his front tire, so they can make it to the next red light.

fucking assholes.

Freakenstein
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Here's the opposite story of German's. In my town, people like to use their turn signals on 1 ways. If there is a road that only moves to the left, or right, they use their turn signals. WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE TURNING LEFT!

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There's a guy in my class, that is alway's looking at the moon, and they call him the moonidiot.

the_manta
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What does being Indian have to do with it? The fact that i'm indian probably has something to do with me taking offense to this....


Ah, don't. I just meant that most Indians I know are very smart I go to school with a LOT of Indians, and they are the only ones who make fun of their own stereotype, that being the thick accent and being really smart and respectful. Knowingly by the way. I think it's finally gotten into my head, going to this school for like 5 years.

OH I GOTTANOTHER

Okay, so, this was today, and I'm gonna go ahead and include myself inn this group of idiots, but somebody screwed on the cap of a sunkist bottle completely wrong and freakishly tight, and we spent about a whole class trying to open it. When that didn't work, we went to the bathroom and started bashing the cap against the wall (I broke off the little ring under the cap), and it eventually cracked, and the guy who cracked it starts yelling. So our Biology teacher looks out her door to check out the commotion, and the guy hides it behind his back, but it somehow slips out of his hands and explodes. So we all ran.

We almost got written up, but our teacher loves us.
German3945
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speaking of school, i know one guy that smokes blunts on campus (4000 student HS, we have a pretty nice area around but he'll smoke right next to the building) and rolls them in class, and never gets caught by the teachers. As for outside, he has some sort of deal with the security guards. He's not actually stupid, he's just a straight up G.

Mahargmot
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[quote]speaking of school, i know one guy that smokes blunts on campus (4000 student HS, we have a pretty nice area around but he'll smoke right next to the building) and rolls them in class, and never gets caught by the teachers. As for outside, he has some sort of deal with the security guards. He's not actually stupid, he's just a straight up G.

thats not g, thats called sgotp.....
Super
Gangster
On
The
Prow
XDDD

not exactly an idiot but an intelligent pot head with a nack for perfection (until he ends up in jail) than we could consider stupidity at that point XDDD

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There's this really, really dumb, really loud chick at my school (and she's Indian. Go figure!)


Yeah, this is actually a racist comment. It implies a generalisation that Indian girls are really dumb and really loud. And that in the context of this thread you believe that all Indian girls are idiots.

Do not make these kinds of comments, because not only are they uninformed and judgemental, they're also for this reason a violation of the rules of this forum.
Freakenstein
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There's a generalization about Indian's being loud and dumb? That's news to me. I thought this description paired up with blondes... oh well, no facts = no credibility.

Then there's this other idiot (also car-related) that constantly swerves in and out of his side. I thought perhaps that he was drunk, but he perfectly executes a left turn in the correct lane. Was he really drunk but just was lucky? Or was he just showing off his Element (ugly cars)? I may never know -.-

valkery
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Strop is right. Please don't make racist comments. You never know who might read it and who might take offense to it.

I guess this qualifies as idiotic.

I was playing a Basket Ball game and my team threw the ball in to me. I immediately shot a perfect basket. For the wrong team. There are still people who have not forgiven me.

valkery
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Then there's this other idiot (also car-related) that constantly swerves in and out of his side. I thought perhaps that he was drunk, but he perfectly executes a left turn in the correct lane. Was he really drunk but just was lucky? Or was he just showing off his Element (ugly cars)? I may never know -.-


That could have been my dad. No joke, he does that for fun.
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