ForumsWEPRThe dragon told the donkey to speak to the ghost: Absurdities in the Bible

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314d1
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We all know the Bible is full of weird things. This thread is mainly to discuss the unbelievable portions of the Bible, and why you believe them.

For a side not, if you are going to state "They are just metaphors!" then could you pleas also put what parts are not metaphors as well, as that differs from person to person... Also, if you are going to answer "CONTEXT!" please either back it up or go in a dark room and hit your head against the wall repeatedly.

To start off, I will open with a list.

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pHacon
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Yeah, this makes me think of the paradox of the stone.

It asks : Is God powerful enough to create a stone that he cannot lift?

I would like to hear a few people's answers to that... I know the only correct answer, but I would like to hear what others make of the question.

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Geez MGW, your like a friggin viper!


What do you mean I'm like a viper? (eat the apple...) I don't see how I am like one. (eat the apple...) Really explain. (are you eating yet?)
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Is God powerful enough to create a stone that he cannot lift?


No? If God was omnipotent, God could always make the stone bigger, and always be able to lift it anyway. If God made a stone that was infinitely large, questioning wether or not it can be moved is irrelevant, because all reference points in the universe would point out that everything within the universe is moving other than the stone.
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It asks : Is God powerful enough to create a stone that he cannot lift?


Only if he has his potion of bull strength handy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRHaT0af3iY
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How would God's existence "detract from any meaning your life had"?


Well then choices would be moot because the all knowing magical man in the sky would know. Really that takes away from free will. How is it free if whatever we decide is predetermined?
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Why 7 days

It is considered one of the Holy numbers. I'm not sure if 7 is considered a Holy Number because of this, or if it was before. I just know that it is one.

What do you mean I'm like a viper? (eat the apple...) I don't see how I am like one. (eat the apple...) Really explain. (are you eating yet?)

You just shoot the people down! From my point of view, no one can win a debate against you, and the fights against you looks pitiful...
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You just shoot the people down! From my point of view, no one can win a debate against you, and the fights against you looks pitiful...


It helps to be stubborn as a bully (guess some might say an @$$). But mostly it's just a matter of educating one self.
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yeah. an @$$ is what I thought of you when I first came to this forum. then I learned to look at the argument and THEN form my opinion on it. not just throwing out my un educated opinion first. And i was thinking more along the lines of a mule, not a bully > >

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yeah. an @$$ is what I thought of you when I first came to this forum. then I learned to look at the argument and THEN form my opinion on it. not just throwing out my un educated opinion first. And i was thinking more along the lines of a mule, not a bully


Ladies and gentlemen we have someone who has LEARNED! I congratulate you! Further more I ask what arguement you are refering to? Most people don't argue Mage, they just throw random opinions and false biases and say "LOOK I HAVE AN ARGUEMENT!"
MoonFairy
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DON'T GET ALL TECHNICAL MAN. JUST DON'T. and thank you.

wolf1991
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DON'T GET ALL TECHNICAL MAN. JUST DON'T


If you haven't picked up on this already I must point out it is my job to be the technical one.
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Further more I ask what arguement you are refering to? Most people don't argue Mage, they just throw random opinions and false biases and say "LOOK I HAVE AN ARGUEMENT!"


There have been people who have offered good arguments. But anyway I this is straying way off topic.
wolf1991
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I said most. Not all.

MoonFairy
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/offtopicness. I believe...... ? i already stated it. You guys keep it going.

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=/ really... another one.. wow... anyways just a little help here. Stop taking the bible scientifically, cuz its not a science book. Thats the big problem with athiests, is that looking into a religion scientifically doesn't account with the belief or faith factor, or even sometimes morality factor. I mean dont get me wrong, the stories have changed throughout the centuries, and its basically a book involved with the changement of times. So really it gets annoying to have a religion using such a book to spread its message.. Which is why most of the time, nowadays only readings from the new testament is being read... Its a book based upon good judgement (or so called good judgement) and being a good catholic. Most stories are fable, but its what you learn from the stories that is what teaches you.

... Seeing new topics formed based off the exact same criteria from earlier topics can get quite annoying, and somewhat redundant over time. To us catholics its becoming a "Because God made it that way" sorta statement. The arguements are going to go no where, and threads made like this only bring mobs from both sides causing flaming and trolling...

I think both the catholics and athiests on this site already understand each view, but for some reason the athiest like to make the exact same thread over and over again... Its a little annoying tick everytime you come into the forums.. We cant understand your views, you cant understand ours... Just leave it be...

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