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TheAssasinator
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Post all your jokes over here so we can read them whenever we are waiting for games to load I'll start with some of my favorites:

Customer and Tech Support:

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I canât get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, itâs really stuck.

Tech support: That doesnât sound good, Iâll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadnât inserted it yet, Itâs still on my desk. Sorry.....

Software experts on a plane:

At a software conference, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. âIf you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?â
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his teamâs software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even keep rolling pas the runway, let alone take off. :P

Letter to Mr. Bill Gates:

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears. We face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Michael and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

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KingLemon
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While playing any MMORPG's, i use this in Runescape personally...

-Knock Knock
~Who's there?
-Jack (or any name)
~Jack who?
-Reported for asking for personal details

~HAHAHA, wait did you really report me?(common response, lol)

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ok here it is my joke ... women's rights

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I know before you say anything about this I know "your mom" jokes are old and stupid but I love this one.

"Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."

EnterOrion
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This is my best joke:

You.

pHacon
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

Not really much of a joke, more of a stupid statement.

delossantosj
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heres one.....

wanna here a funny joke...... womens basketball!!

and heres another one

grab a rock, throw it at youre buddy, say... you just got rocked, put on youre sun glasses and then hope someone shouts out YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH, or just do it yourself

dacer
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Ok.

this thread.

duplicate # 4

im done.

Avorne
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

Not really much of a joke, more of a stupid statement.


I'm not overeducated!
dacer
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3997869

abusing objections.

BlackIce131
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.ph ⦠r
abusing objections.


HOLY CRAP i had my speakers turned almost all the way up from a video i was watching earlier, that scared me
2014631
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My best joke. Okay, get ready for this, because u might die of laughter!


your mom.

XVERB
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your mom.


i died. I don't even know why but i actually fell out of my chair
coldplaya
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Knock,Knock
Who's There?
Tuba
Tuba Who?
Tuba Toothpaste

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Best Bad Joke EVR!!!

XVERB
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knock knock
whos there
ya
ya who?

don't get that excited its just a knock knock joke

im a riot

2014631
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i died. I don't even know why but i actually fell out of my chair


*bows* thank you, thank you.


Actually here's a good one.

Three kids go into court, in front of a judge.
The judge asks the first kid "what's your name, and what are you here for?"
The kid says "My name's John, and I got in trouble for blowing bubbles in the pond.
The judge asks the second kid: "What's your name, and what are you here for?"
The kid replies "I'm Bob. I got in trouble for blowing bubbles in the pond too.
The judge turns to the last kid and says "What's your name?"
The girl replies "I'm bubbles"
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