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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

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Kylelolcat
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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1600
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

The alien just tries to blast your face into the wall! You narrowly dodge, but just barely.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

"Quit lying!"

*kick*

"We know you work at Armature. We know about the warp core. We know that outfit! We won't let you get by like we did the other two!"

*Kickpunchkickkickkciktazer*

"Don't make us get out the Truth Extraction Device..."

Oh god, was that a drill sound?

Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

You wake up and look around. Someone stole your tazer! You try to crawl your way over to the bar, since your legs refuse to move.

You order up a good beer. Ahhh... Now, you just have to look for Demyx. He owes you money.

You notice someone blew a hole in the wall near where you were. There's also some guy that's probably dead.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

go ahead and use it on me if it's not painful.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1600
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

you ass!! shoot mah gear grinder!

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

"Oh, it'll hurt... It'll hurt a lot."

Yeah, that drill looks very painful. And he looks very insane. Maybe you should find a way out?

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1600
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

You unload 200 rounds into him and make him a nice mush paste. The hallway continues. Continue?

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Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

i ask the dead guy(if he is alive) if he know what happened if not i just try to track down the person who did IT

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

Neyaaah update.

Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

He points a shaky hand to the hole.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

water! *blasts the rope off with water while at the same time blasting the alien away*

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

yeah

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Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

if he looks like he can be saved i take him to a doctor then head to the hole right after i buy a soda

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 55
Fatigue: 0/140
Is being quite observant " the options on who to save" shoots a alien in the head quite skillfully ( practice makes perfect ) and straitens his coat. " this is going to be quite intresting"

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

There appears to be a glowing green orb in the hallway, which has been blocked off.

Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

He's dead, McLoven. You buy a soda for later, since you don't feel thirsty now.

The hole leads to a glowing orb.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

You successfully obliterate the ropes and send the alien into the wall!

You also untie Marcus, since he was next to you. Yeah, turns out they got min, too.

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 55
Fatigue: 0/140

Seeing as how Demyx was just going to leave him in what is likey a ton of pain, you shoot him in his huge, flower-bud-esque head. There is a container on another end of the room.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

hey marcus, any idea where we are...(btw kyle, do i still have my sitar?)

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Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
Armor: HEV suit
.44 Magnum Ammo: 6
Grenades: 1
Bee Launcher: 8
Fatigue: 65/140

i poke it

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 55
Fatigue: 0/140

"They held me here when i first came in." I go check out the neat box
" im leaving this, theres no need to stay, and once an assault begin its all over. just get me my labtop"

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

knowing my luck, it more then likely got left behind when they kidnapped me... but i'm not sure... an inventory stat would help.

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