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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140
"walks with the m
9mm out, and thinks of a certain dispel, but for now it will be fine

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

Unfortunately, you don't have the credentials to summon Bullet Cat. You need to be a medium ranked Cheezburgian, but you're a Youtubian.

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140

You are led to a room with several Polix toiling in chains while some large, armored aliens stand by. It appears that they are some sort of guard to keep the Polix under control. You think the chains are the only thing keeping teh Polix from electrifying this whole plant world.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

then i summon weegee to find it with his creepiness

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/79/original/Asian_chicks_hate_Weegee.jpg?1235964312

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Can i summons the bullet cat XD i do need some use for the high mind stat
Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140
Hesitates slightly, but shows no fear to them. frees them all by shooting the chain base.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

Weegee cannot find anything, but he does make the guards near Marcus flip the f*** out and have a mental breakdown.

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140

Sure. you can summon Bullet Cat.

You have freed practically an army of Polix! Now what is your command?

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

i summon a few water clones of me.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

send him in the portal first then...

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140
" go and kill any gaurd, but gather the unarmed in the messhal"

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

You now have a couple of clones. They also seem to be able to work independently.

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

Wait, what?
Weegee distracted the people trying to kill Marcus.

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140

The freed Polix run off into teh base to murder the guards and recruit any that only get KOed.

There is a teleporter at the top of the room.

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140
Although the teleportal could potentially free him, the Polix might find it as a insult. He heads down to the mess hall, ordering demyx to handle the teleporter ( he feels a new sense of power, and btw can i have a magic base, mind stat isnt doing me much good, although we all love bullet cat)

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

i have a water clone handle the teleporter instead, as a fail-safe incase something bad happens.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

ok jump throughhhh!

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 15
Fatigue: 0/140

You could try using it for the silver-tounged aspect...

The mess hall features some guards making the Polix eating some... glop. You don't know why the Polix haven't taken the area.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

The teleporter appears to lead to the surface. YEEEEEES!

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

You are now in the Bio-world. You could go to teh factory, or to a castle looking thing.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Fatigue: 5/70

send a water clone to check out whats happening on the surface.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Crabshot ammo: 5
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 10

factory

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