The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Yeah, Olympic sprinters would get a run for their money against you.
The left path leads to what looks like some sort of factory. You see some Polix working. Even when they look at you, they seem to not care. In fact, those may just be chains they're in.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 54 Plas-A88: 8 Arc Reactor: 15 Fatigue: 0/140 Wonders how they would react if i freed it. well i could shoot it if its aggressive, so shoots chain
You free the Polix, and he does what looks like a respectful bow.
"Huijpas piua jpasig"
You give the universal facial signature for "I do not speak your native language".
"I thank you for freeing me, impressively dressed one. We were imprisoned by the High Demons. It appears to be that one race called the Trollix has been sent to acquire the Memetians. While the Critizuelans seem to be less useable, but the others seem to be quite effective. However, the exposition is for later. We must free Polix, shoot Beetians and chew what you call bubblegum!"
You have trouble thinking that those three words equated that huge paragraph.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 8 Body: 3 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Con Coat 9mm ammo: 54 Plas-A88: 8 Arc Reactor: 15 Fatigue: 0/140 " i can help you free others in this area, if you could trasport me off when we are finished"
