The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Unfortunately, you seem to be out of nuclear puke. However, You do seem to successfully break into the elevator. You faaaallll... into a teleporter. Onto some little crab things. You feel more sober now...
You go to grab the Khyadin crystal, but they all seem to be out. However, you see a piece of cheese that looks exactly like a Khyadin crystal. Problem solved! Now, you just need to fix some of the parts and do some sweeping. Well, that's solved by using some gum to stick the metal grates on, and sweeping all teh dust under the big prongy thingy in the room center. Ha ha! You'll be off probation in no time. Now, enjoy a break lunch in Alpha cafeteria or in Ess-Stet bar?
You prepare to make those little buggers fly right off teh edge... until Phillip teleports in and crushes them. Okay! You take [??? Clawsx4] from the corpes. You also take a Russian Rocket Vodka bottle from Phillip. Never the wiser...
You look around, and find a spiderweb blocking a tunnel. You even see some sort of Buzz saw behind it!
Oddly enough, it looks a bit early for passer-bys. However, you do get a message saying that all Vansibanes are allowed to practice magic and techniques at level Epsilon. That, or go see what Bob wants so badly.
Unfortunately, Phillip's body stat has seemed to move the island away from the others. However, it looks like the web can be broken through with those little claws. Of course, you could try climbing the spire thing...
You start playing, and the target area floods with water! You-GYAAAAH! You hate these pop-ups! They suck! Anyway, it looks like you learned the "Noah" spell. Also, it looks like Bob needs something...
"Oh hai! This is Phillip. I'm nowhere near my pager right now. It's probably at home, being eaten by a bear or onb a floating island where it's hard to reach. Leave a message, kthxbai."
You go to Phillip's desk. Instead of seeing the desk, there's a little smoking black patch on the floor. A small mechanical device seems to be menacing a co-worker. Outwit, Escape or Agress?
It seems you don't know the speed spells yet. They only teach those kinds of spells to the people who AREN'T criminals. You wonder if that's the motivation: get free and learn magic. You can, however, whip up a small windstorm or fix a lightly broken device. Good, since the teleporter seems broken. Of course, you could take the stairs to passive aggressively annoy Bob.
You seem to see some sort of glow on another island. You know these islands aren't hard to move, so you figure you just need some sort of hook device. You check your infinitely deep pockets to find a small chain launcher. Now, you just need a hook...
You cut through the web, and find a buzz saw launcher behind it! You try smashing another web, but it proves too tough. If you only find a cutting device...
