The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
You try taking the stairs down, but the security doors close off Omega level! Come on! However, you notice a button you can press if the room is flooded. Complete with a water level sensor on the ceiling!
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Gets annoyed with all thats going on and goes back, not wanting to mess something up
You go back to the bar for a good drink. You hear some co-workers talking. You would wonder when teh bar got so crowded, but that glass is all that's on your mind right now. You start to overhear them...
"So Gordon, what do you think caused it?" "Really, it's those **** frog people I know are down here. Everyone thinks I'm paranoid, but they'll see." "Eh, you just need a beer. I'd offer one, but I'm all out of credits." "Fine. I'll get us another round, Barney. I'm gonna hold you to it, though. Just you watch." "Is it just me, or is that Vansibar tapping our conversation?" "Oh Hell no. see that barcode? It means he's a convict. They don't get tapping spells."
You play that song you learned earlier. OH MY GOD THE ROOM IS FLOODING. You hit the switch, causing you to be pushed out onto Omega level. It takes you half a second to see the auto turret and jump behind cover. You bet 5 bucks Marcus would've taken a bullet or two.
That Youtubian talent helps with the memorial video. R.I.P Crabby: 2010-2010
Anyways, you successfully attach the balloon crab onto the chain. You now hold, in your hands, a Crabshot! You see three hookable islands: The pager island, one with a techy thingie and one with some more crabby things.
The water clones proveide ample distraction while you peruse this multi-tool. You see a sensor banana bomb, popcorn bomb and an essential truth remover.
In your drunken stupor, you think that frog people is a real threat and go over to the training center. Well, you try, but end up puking out a cocktail of alcohol in your dorm. You retrieve Anti-Drunk pills and look in teh locker. You see much more alcohol, and a Frog Buster.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Ponders the frog buster, and puts it in the back of his belt hidden. Its best to keep some things secret. uses a walkie talky to tell Demyx to go to the hidden ladder to the floors, but goes to get a early peek before him
