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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

You successfully relieve yourself.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

You swing the sitar, hitting Bob and McLoven!

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110


i look for marcus

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

guess i look for a way out.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

He's still in the cafeteria, minding his own business.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

You notice that the portal has a "Foreman's Lock" on the glass cover.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

walk up to him and say hai

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

look around for the foreman, and if he isn't here, use water to try to pick the lock.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

You find a way into teh foreman's office. There are several guards with guns. Initiate action scene?

Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

He's AFK, so there's nothing you can do.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

i exit the factory and look around

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

yeah. WATER! *sends water at the guards like a mechinegun, using my sitar to aim*

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

The water does nothing to the guards! They all start shooting at you with .44 Magnums, and you dodge Trigun style.

Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

There is a castle across the way. Aside from that, nothing of interest.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

it did do something. soak them. i just fire the thunder hose at them. suckers.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

You fire the hose, and it breaks off a layer of their armor! Unfortunately, the next layer is rubber-like and is unaffected.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 420
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 10/70

hmm... i use the auto shotgun on them.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

omfg bowser is in that castle IMA COMIN FOR YA PRINCESS PEACH wait...this ain't Mario

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 2
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 86
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 300
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 20/70

The shotgun doesn't do much against the heavily armored soldiers.

Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

No, but there is an Overlord of the Collection visiting there. Plus, there have been reports of the Youtubian princess being missing...

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