The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Name:Phillip Athlete:1 Mind:10 Body:7 Race:youtubian Job:scientists assistant Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw Gear Grinder ammo: 1400 Shishkebab fuel: 70% U-235 Ammo: 48 Cryo Ammo: 30 Fatigue: 0/110 In this world, there is no Halo or Modern Warfare 2. However, there is Artifact and World of Combat, which are similar.
Name:Zeta Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:5 Race:Youtubian Job:scientist Armor: Rad Coat
Nah, I'll just work you in...
You wake up in a dark holding cell. An Polix is looking at you with a concerned expression, and you see a locker nearby. You try to get up, but one of your legs has shorted out. You should be kind to the Polix, since Marcus was thinking they could be friendly. The Polix seems to be trying to get your attention.
