The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
The thunder hose cripples teh foreman's arm and makes him drop the gun!
Name:Zeta Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:5 Race:Youtubian Job:scientist Armor: Rad Coat
Polix: Certainly, Ro-man. I will help you to your feet, but we will work much better with you able to move freely. We should search the cell for something to fix your leg. The kinetic buffers seem to be damaged, but the guard may have an implant we can use.
You finally kill him. However, the key washed into the water drain. Ca-ra-pah.
Name:Zeta Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:5 Race:Youtubian Job:scientist Armor: Rad Coat
Polix: I will try to extract it with my magnetism. By the way, you may call me Jakob.
You feel like you can somewhat limp now that you're up, but you shouldn't leave the cell. That locker does worth checking out, but so does the oddly positioned toilet lid.
