The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Oh shiz i though it was a clothing barcode XD Character sheet: Name: Age: (Nothing too extreme here please) HP: I will fill out Energy: I will fill out Skills: Blank for now Bio: As detailed as possible so I can give you your perks. Equipment: Blank for now Inventory: Blank for now Goes over to the computer and decides that it woulod be best to keep his crime list the same, but simply increase his access and decrease his time before release. good thing they dont bother with cameras up here
@lalala12: Just try doing something. Location: a giant burn mark in the Omega level entrance. Current quest: Find some coffee. Current inventory: PDA, Stun Gun
Unfortunately, you don't have a beacon to Ess-Stet. However, McLoven is trying to call you, so might as well not leave him hanging. Especially since the exposure changed your ringtrone to something by Justin Beiber...
Yeah, it's best not to try and remove the long list of cons you have committed. However, you do successfully set teh scanner for -Marcus: Vansibane Level 1-
I did? so sorry. Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 Well with all good and well, I hurry to the ladder, steadly climbing the stairs
You climb the ladder and end up at the Omega level serviceway. The door looks firmly locked. Through the window, you can see toxic waste all OVER the floor. The ladder up seems like the only option, or you could poke around the Ess-Stet level.
You resolve to fix that ring tone later, and go to where McLoven mentioned. There is a pit of aliens being formed into another type. You make the connection to the Zerg in this case. There is a pillar leading over to a glowing orb and McLoven.
You see Phillip enter the room. While you waited, you found the Super Deluxe Lazor PDA. It looks cool, but you just can't figure it out! You'd need a scientist to work this crazy thing!
