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zachshw2
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Hello i have just gone through a breakup. and i made a poem that made her forgive me and it gave me a second chance with her. if you want to apologize send this poem i made to her.
My heart and sole were as cold as stone,
when i saw her, i felt a warmth and courage inside.
I got to know her and felt sure,
i felt sure that we were meant to be.
A month of being with her, i was deeply in love.
my heart and sole were like burning coals.
but then everything started becoming cold.
My thought of the one for me started turning into a dream.
then that dream was to good to be true it was a nightmare.
I started to freeze.
Hanging on to my last breath of warm air.
She knocked the wind out of me,
my words were harsh, my actions were cruel.
now i wish everything were like the stone
but because of what ive done im colder then the ice down low.
im sorry for everything -zachary showalter- dont put the name thats just my signature

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BlackVortex
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Cheers Romeo, or you could just say you're sorry.

zachshw2
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or you could just say you're sorry

Trust me that doesnt work the way you would think. i tried that and it did not work at all. and if everything does not work just wait a week or two and try again. but saying im sorry does not work, girls are evil but at the same time you need them, if the girl makes you happy then stay with her, even though either way your going to have to go through hell
Joe96
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Yeah, I would just say sorry...or watch some movie or something.

zachshw2
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I would just say sorry

like i said saying sorry will not work,
Demonator133
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I wish I would have read this about 2 weeks ago....

Peter20
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ok heres what you do
go to a high up bridge
call her telling her your going to jump because you love her to much to walk away
when she gets there and tries to talk you down say you cant live without her
jump
you wake up in her arms



WARNING:2% chance this will work do not attempt

pauler94
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I know it's kinda off topic but here's a story about apologizing to a girl: I play the trumpet in band, and I'm the section leader, and this one girl had to leave practice (she's not that bad looking, and she's in band, so there's no stereotypes :P) because her sister had an epileptic seizure. I didn't believe her at first and I made that known. After she left I felt absolutely terrible. So it's different from breaking up with somebody, but if you're going to apologize, you have to sound really apologetic, like near crying.

DaemonVeril
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ok heres what you do
go to a high up bridge
call her telling her your going to jump because you love her to much to walk away
when she gets there and tries to talk you down say you cant live without her
jump
you wake up in her arms
WARNING:2% chance this will work do not attempt





Well, I thnk you should let her talk you down, then jump into her loving ebrace and live happily ever after.
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I know it's kinda off topic but here's a story about apologizing to a girl: I play the trumpet in band, and I'm the section leader, and this one girl had to leave practice (she's not that bad looking, and she's in band, so there's no stereotypes :P) because her sister had an epileptic seizure. I didn't believe her at first and I made that known. After she left I felt absolutely terrible. So it's different from breaking up with somebody, but if you're going to apologize, you have to sound really apologetic, like near crying.


Honestly yes. Just go up to her and apologize and tell her why you are so sorry. If she still doesn't want to be your girlfriend, get over it.
1337Player
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Well, if the girl broke up with me then I would just say "sorry for what you thought did" and move on (unless she really was the one.) If I broke up with her then I would just say sorry and move on. Not much difference. I like your poem though.

Xzeno
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Well, if the girl broke up with me then I would just say "sorry for what you thought did" and move on
You'll be pretty transparent, even to her.

You apologize to a girl the same way you apologize to anyone else: Honestly. To make it look genuine... be genuine.
BlackVortex
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I know it's kinda off topic but here's a story about apologizing to a girl: I play the trumpet in band, and I'm the section leader, and this one girl had to leave practice (she's not that bad looking, and she's in band, so there's no stereotypes :P) because her sister had an epileptic seizure. I didn't believe her at first and I made that known. After she left I felt absolutely terrible. So it's different from breaking up with somebody, but if you're going to apologize, you have to sound really apologetic, like near crying.


Ahh, I thought this was going to be a 'This one time at band camp...' story when I first started reading.

Also why wouldn't you believe that...?
Would be no point in lying about something like that.
1337Player
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You apologize to a girl the same way you apologize to anyone else: Honestly. To make it look genuine... be genuine.

Ah Xzeno! Well, yeah, I guess. You got me there...
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hmm i got it BEST
PLAN EVER!

you run up to her...ok? then then you falcon punch her in the face...better yet dolphin punch her in the face! then say YEAH I'M SORRY! and run away /what happens when you seek help like that on the interwebz

Peter20
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@locoace
fool proof

honestly though you better hold her best friend at gun point tell her you love her and then throw a can of beans at her face

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