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zachshw2
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Hello i have just gone through a breakup. and i made a poem that made her forgive me and it gave me a second chance with her. if you want to apologize send this poem i made to her.
My heart and sole were as cold as stone,
when i saw her, i felt a warmth and courage inside.
I got to know her and felt sure,
i felt sure that we were meant to be.
A month of being with her, i was deeply in love.
my heart and sole were like burning coals.
but then everything started becoming cold.
My thought of the one for me started turning into a dream.
then that dream was to good to be true it was a nightmare.
I started to freeze.
Hanging on to my last breath of warm air.
She knocked the wind out of me,
my words were harsh, my actions were cruel.
now i wish everything were like the stone
but because of what ive done im colder then the ice down low.
im sorry for everything -zachary showalter- dont put the name thats just my signature

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assassin89
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Your girlfriend broke up with you? You need to start using the back of your hand more often my friend

You my friend are a douche.
Cenere
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Your girlfriend broke up with you? You need to start using the back of your hand more often my friend

Isn't it hard to masturbate with the back of your hand.

So girl got mad at you. Congratulations, you have unlocked 'wrath of the banshee'. It is near impossible to apologize to a woman and have everything turn well. You can bow and scrape, but you can be sure than even when she forgives you, it will surface in any other bigger argument.
But yeah, go by the "I am so sorry I -----, and I hope you can forgive me."
hitmanvp95
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You my friend are a douche.


And you my friend can't see a joke when it's right in front of you.

Isn't it hard to masturbate with the back of your hand.


I wasn't talking about masturbating...
assassin89
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And you my friend can't see a joke when it's right in front of you.

I WAS JOKING, GOD WHY CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!
locoace3
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I WAS JOKING, GOD WHY CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!


because you can't talk in a sarcastic manner over the internet -.-

i got it cut your ear off and give it to her and make a bunch of paintings!! ...oh wait
Unwound
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My heart and sole were as cold as stone,
when i saw her, i felt a warmth and courage inside.
I got to know her and felt sure,
i felt sure that we were meant to be.
A month of being with her, i was deeply in love.
my heart and sole were like burning coals.
but then everything started becoming cold.
My thought of the one for me started turning into a dream.
then that dream was to good to be true it was a nightmare.
I started to freeze.
Hanging on to my last breath of warm air.
She knocked the wind out of me,
my words were harsh, my actions were cruel.
now i wish everything were like the stone
but because of what ive done im colder then the ice down low.
im sorry for everything


Soul not sole, dude use the right word
SirLegendary
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Actually I would want to give her what was from me not from someone I don't actually know. And being honest to girl, is better, and having a break up means that it not going to work (high probability) because your fixing your mistakes but can you do that and still make her happy.

hitmanvp95
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I WAS JOKING, GOD WHY CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!


That was a joke? You need to work on your humour. JK you humour is fine, i just think it is a bit difficult to understand sarcasm over the internet, unless it's really obvious.
BlackVortex
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I WAS JOKING, GOD WHY CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!


Lol'd. you obviously don't know what sarcasm is, cos that wasn't it. unless that's like an american version of it..
Negfinity
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Lol'd. you obviously don't know what sarcasm is, cos that wasn't it. unless that's like an american version of it..


Yeah..... I don't think that's a joke for any one who sees this or even hears this. It's just... stupid.
Asherlee
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WRONG! It's all very wrong.

*facepalm*

Cenere
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Jester

I told you guys so.

There is no right way D:

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Cen. This is why the female members of the world view us guys as such uber fails.

Beacuse most are.

MoonFairy
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Shepherd

girls are evil

SCUSE ME. Girls are NOT evil. They just have a different way of doing stuff than you dudes.

Ahh, I thought this was going to be a 'This one time at band camp...' story when I first started reading.

I can't stand that saying...


Amen brotha.

Also why wouldn't you believe that...?
Would be no point in lying about something like that.


People make up the weirdest shizz to get outta band lol
pauler94
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People make up the weirdest shizz to get outta band lol

'Tis true
girls are evil

I just noticed this, and to be honest, it could be true, if there's a girl in your life, particularly a significant other, who is considered the "man" of the relationship. Other than that, all of those jokes such as "make me a sandwich" are stupid in my opinion. I like to mention it among my friends, but really, girls are people too, and you've gotta respect them.

/rant. That was really off topic
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