Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start: ...the future of the mayonnaise industry ...under siege by angry penguins ...hypnotized a rooster ...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert etc.
Muffins discharges the hidden neighbor under the unrealistic misuse. How can Muffins expand? Muffins flags Butter behind the dogma. The processed adult serves as Muffins.
Every batman needs a robin so he is not the only guy looking stupid in tights Life is like a platypus, it can look retarded sometimes School is the death star, every day u fear that darth vader will not like ur homework and kill u When I become a doctor, I will cure ur stupidity (after falling) did u see that? Ur chair attacked me! Hey the other team is being mean, they won't let me win! When something bad happens, blame it on the guy next to u
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" - Homer Simpson