Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start: ...the future of the mayonnaise industry ...under siege by angry penguins ...hypnotized a rooster ...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert etc.
So my parents aren't the only people who said that. "Just keep trying no matter how many times that hippo-thing beats you"-Me to my sister while she was playing a little kids game
Here are some I'll contribute to this topic : *Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. *Some days even my lucky rocketship undies don't help. (I don't own any) *I'm not fat..I'm puffy. (this statement helps if you are a panda) *What's this normal? Do you have it? Gross, get away from me, I might catch your "normal"! Those are just a few.
Better go by car, unless over a mountain then pregnant willll be faster. BUT with a comb the ship is fastest of all without the spam but anyway who cares.