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I've got a really funny one.
My friend's girlfriend walked over to him and said
'Ant, you got a plaster? Cause it hurt when I fell in love with you.'
Lol.

People. They're just like trees, but up side down.

One guy said this once, still can't fighure out what it means:

"if you don't warm the pan just right, you can't expect the fish to go to school."

if you understand this, then please post the meaning on my profile.

Just yesterday one of my colleagues at work told me: "Loving somebody is free. The problem starts when you're not loved back".
I couldn't help but laugh.

Ralph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.

Why should one use any energy on helping others, while others use energy only on themselves?
Well, if everybody stops helping others, you will definitely never receive any help either, right? ;-)

THERE IS A METHOD TO MY MADNESS.
not.
SPONGEBOB NEEDS TO GET A DATE!!!! --says my sopngebob obsessed friend.
^^even worse, she invented a ******* spongebob female. so.

who took the fun out of funeral?

does your face hurt cuz its killing me

Dyslexic kids scare the crap out of me. Every year, around Christmas time, they write letters to Satan.

SPONGEBOB NEEDS TO GET A DATE!!!!

I TREAT MY WOMEN LIKE DOGS!


with unconditional love and affection...

Too much of a good thing, Isn't.

Reach for the moon if you miss you land among the stars if you miss hte star you'llland on our suna nd burn to a fiery crisp