Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start: ...the future of the mayonnaise industry ...under siege by angry penguins ...hypnotized a rooster ...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert etc.
OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number by 5. Add 20. Did you get 12? Neither did I. I just wanted to see if you would do it! - me to my friend
things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
a few days ago I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me. Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
Things to do at Walmart: bring or take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick you out!
Video games really do help u in life. For example, when zombies try to tale over the world, u will know what to do.
Yeah right like putting a flash light and a diamond necklace together and get a laser sword (dead rising 2) or draw a mp40 on the wall and pull a real one out (cod zombies).
Or like the first day at school and you say your name and hobbies. When it is your turn stand up and say : my name is ... And I'm a alcoholic. You get some weird faces.
don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
Robin Hood was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck -my friend
Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the heck you just did
