Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start: ...the future of the mayonnaise industry ...under siege by angry penguins ...hypnotized a rooster ...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert etc.
Drill down to the dashboard, wait for the bloatware to bubble up, then ping the cheese with your bandwidth and reset the procrastinator drive circuit to "3" before upgrading the woodchuck in the file cabinet to make sure that the yellow eraser and the pink highlighters don't fuse and create a subatomic wormhole into the sewer initializer program, while making sure not to enter the tofu into the crabgrass scanner bottle within 9 seconds of snorting the spaghetti matrix.
Do you sniff pineapples? (Random question last year) Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. When nothing goes right..go left. Sometimes even my lucky rocketship undies don't help? (Wallpaper) Spider Pig Spider Pig does whatever a spiderpig does! (The Simpsons Movie)
