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Wafflesquad
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Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start:
...the future of the mayonnaise industry
...under siege by angry penguins
...hypnotized a rooster
...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert
etc.

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pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Warning intruders will be shot, survivors will be shot again

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

Warning intruders will be shot, survivors will be shot again


Survivors of this will be made to watch PBS pledge week.
divy1324
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I'm not crazy.. don't you judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and you don't!

randumbness
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randumbness
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Im not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.
Your not the brightest crayon in the box.
Im going to slap you.
Okay *backs away slowly*

zakyman
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zakyman
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Peasant

When talking about a stupid person, say:


His wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.

LeftyG
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LeftyG
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How High Is Sky? haha sky like a person named sky... -.-

ianhq
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ianhq
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My favorite funny saying is "dude, wheres my car?"

Turtelman1234
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Sometimes, when I joke around with a friend and we call each other names (still joking) I'll call that friend a 'unksac'. it started to even catch on as an actual insult last school year. You guys can use that too. I'm trying to spread it to where it's as popular, if not, more than 'fail', 'epic', and 'beast'.

cjhall
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cjhall
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Herald

Here's one:
I did'nt hit you! I high-fived your face!

CommanderPaladin
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Aw, c'mon, it'll put hair in your nose!

Zoey1092
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Dude Its Only 20 Feet... You Can Jump It

Keyara
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Keyara
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Was that the plumber?
No, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets.

Facebook is like your refrigerator, you open it every 30 seconds to see if there is something new even though you know there isn't.

gerundio992
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"You know, I've been thinking..."
"You actually can?"

RikJimmy00
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I can take your bullets! TONY MONTANA HELL YEA

CommanderPaladin
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"Hey, I was thinking..."
"So that's what smells."

The light at the end of the tunnel is a fast-approaching train.

Aw, bugnuts!

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