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"Hey, Miles brought a friend yesterday"
"He has friends? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

That's right. Run, scream, panic.

Everyone, don't panic. PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, it's all water under the dam now.

Some people spill milk just to have something to cry about.

Aw, shut your air hole!

Don't burn any bridges before you cross them.

"People certainly do inherit memories. Why do you think we can't say the N-word?"

-"God"

you saying i can dodge bults?( bullets)

-Matrix
--Neo
---( thats what movie it was in then who said it )

That went in one ear and out the nostril.

"...So technically it wouldn't be cheating." ~ I have said this multiple times.

"No, no, he would be you, just one hour younger...." ~ Discussing going back in time, and doing something with your past self.

"But what if the maze is actually inside an abandoned laboratory...." ~ While discussing a book.

"...So then they all split up into xenophobic clans...." ~ While discussing overpopulation.

WHAT THE FUGE!!!!!

oltra pocknipe

Boil, boil, toil and trouble! Cauldron burn and fire bubble!

get some butter im on a roll

*Cricket*


*cricket*

see that human?
...yes...
i am not that human.
...ok, sure.....
YOU are that human.
..no...
and that human is dead.
...no, that person isn't....
so if you are that human, what does that make you?
...idk....
DEAD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..etc.
WTF!!

"That's just how our friendship works. I force you to do stuff that you don't want to do, and you don't mind later."
-my brother

"So it's like ****."
-his friend

"Calvin, you didn't get any dessert yesterday because you flooded the house".
"Whatever you say 'dad'".
"I don't need parents,all I need is a recording that says,'Go Play Outside!'"
-Calvin and Hobbes

"English,************,do you speak it!"
-Don't remember

Thinking outside the box? I take it one step further: I refuse to acknowledge the boxs' right to exist!

Failure is always an option.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(Adam Savage, MythBusters)

Well there's your problem.
(Jamie Hyneman, MythBusters)

have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
and some pick-up lines...
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I have Skittles in my mouth, do you wab=nt to taste the rainbow?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I next to each other.

@CommanderPaladin
I found this in a Keys to the Kingdom book; boil boil cauldron bubble-watch the stock market get into trouble!