I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.
This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
The commandments of this god is as follows 1. Think for yourself 2. sort your own **** out 3. no killing 4. no stealing
This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.
So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.
Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.
do to the fact that atheism is the belief that there is no god.
It would be more accurate to state that it's a lack of belief in a god. So we can have a god of our own making, we just can't believe that god actually exists and still be atheist.
Besides keep saying such blasphemy and you will be "smited" (in a totally non vengeful way of course) with the rainbow shemale's "weapon" of choice.
that sounds like a terrible "god". so atheists are bored so they MAKE UP a god? sounds very stupid. christians didn't make up christianity. They actually saw Jesus and followed him. Jesus spoke words of truth. 3 days before he was crucified, the romans provoked and rebuked him. and jesus said " You can destroy this temple, but i will rise it up in 3 days". they thought he was talking about the temple of david. and they said "it took three years to build this temple, you can rise it up". jesus walked away. and he died on the cross for us, and then rose from the dead in three days. all of our sin was on that cross. and yet we don't listen to a single word about Christ! that is a true, not made up, loving God
I still don't understand why you guys are taking it so seriously. I just wanted to make a Sandwich God...are you saying that enjoying a Sandwich is not an enlightening experience?
-sigh- some people just don't get satire, eh? It's usually the religious ones too, maybe it's too complicated for their brains to process, that one can make up their own deity for the purpose of humour or to raise money - strangely enough, though, that's probably one of the things that Christianity got so big off of.
And I am sighing at you all who actually can't see that God is calling you all! don't you see? God could come back to earth any day! anytime! mark 11:15 "He who has ears, Let him hear" For God is quick to judge. Christianity isn't a religion. Its all about having a strong relationship with the Father.
