I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.
This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
The commandments of this god is as follows 1. Think for yourself 2. sort your own **** out 3. no killing 4. no stealing
This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.
So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.
Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.
i mean its just wrong G-D made you you cant make him or decide who made you. i am an Orthodoxy jew and im proud of it.I believe in the G-D 100% and in no other G-D. and im willing to argue about it.
on a much less serious note i heard that when atheists are called to swear in court, they swear on a telescope?!?
Along that line of thinking... I like to think of our new God as Yawheh 2.0 - recoded from the ground up to fix various glitches, bugs and security issues. Erm, while I'm here, I think we need to get to work on the user guide for YHWH2 (Yahweh 2.0) as the last one was kinda ambiguous on a few things and many people were turned away from the product due to our user guide not being up to scratch - I'm in favour of a total rewrite of that. Anyway, assuming those faults are fixed, all we need to do now is encourage our consumers to upgrade and that should be that.
This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
well then you better change your name cause athiest MEANS that you dont believe in any god. so having a god and calling yourself athiests defeates the purpose
well then you better change your name cause athiest MEANS that you dont believe in any god. so having a god and calling yourself athiests defeates the purpose
