I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.
This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
The commandments of this god is as follows 1. Think for yourself 2. sort your own **** out 3. no killing 4. no stealing
This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.
So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.
Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.
Ok, I just finished reading this whole thing and this must be one of the most enjoyable, hilarious threads I have ever read. I can't beleive I missed out on it for this long... I'm kinda sad about the talk about the Sandwich God dissapearing, we should bring it back!
Ok, I just finished reading this whole thing and this must be one of the most enjoyable, hilarious threads I have ever read. I can't beleive I missed out on it for this long... I'm kinda sad about the talk about the Sandwich God dissapearing, we should bring it back!
That's what I said!!! :0 I'm glad someone agrees with me. :P
That's what I said!!! :0 I'm glad someone agrees with me. :P
Now we just need wil4813 to be in it with us. Anyway, why did we never decide a meat to go on the sandwich? I personally beleive it should be salami. Yumm
Yep. I'm the High Priestess. You need to state it in a more sophisticated fashion. For example: The Next Commandment decrees that the meat of the sandwich shall be salami, for Salami is all that is Holy.
