I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.
This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
The commandments of this god is as follows 1. Think for yourself 2. sort your own **** out 3. no killing 4. no stealing
This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.
So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.
Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.
Maybe we could make that an alternate version. Does anyone want to be a missionary for the Sandwich God religion of Awesomeness?
From a sociological point of view this is interesting. If this was at all being taking seriously we would have two denominations right off the bat here.
I have a God, I call it me. Whenever I have a problem, I sit listening to some music and think. Is God even a being or he is really all just us? he's in all of us ect. ect.
On a less serious note,
I think that there should be GodS cos then it could be like Greek mythology and they play chess with our lives... be kinda cool, no? ;D
I have a question. what would happen if someone i know didn't like sandwhiches.
Well, OBVIOUSLY what'shisnamegodIcanneverremember made it so that everyone enjoys sandwhiches! It's a choice whether or not they actually like them, not liking a sandwhich is one of the worst things you can do.
At this point.... I realize.... I have no problem with tacky.... but.... A sandwhich god? A mutha efin' SANDWHICH GOD?! You have too much time on your hands.... BTW I love sandwhiches, but people would HATE sandwhiches for the simple reason that it weas a good thing in the eyes of said god. And I wont ask why the dildoh shoots LIGHTNING.... I have no reason to enjoy kinky pantless godesses.... Hmmmm.... Porn worship... I could get used to that.....
