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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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sambam
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Also the meaning of god is:

an image of a deity; an idol
OR
the one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe

PS These definitions are from dictionary.com

MageGrayWolf
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And that's what you just did, phhh idiots.


Are you saying we disbelieve in this God's existence or that we do believe it really exists?
sambam
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Both your contradicting yourselves; Your religion is to not have a god and yet you have one. What is the true meaning of atheism then? why do I ask? Because you say you have a god but saying your atheist means you don't have one. That's why right now Christians have the upper hand for making sense.

ZipperedVenus42
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That post is nearly laughable.

sambam
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I think it's laughable for reasons that would favor in my direction...

sambam
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Then why do you need a god may I ask? Just to poke more fun at religious folk? Why not just make your own little island where you can live forever in peace (until you die) with no god?

wil4813
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wow... I'm surprised a mod hasn't locked this thread yet.

wil4813
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Why not just make your own little island where you can live forever in peace (until you die) with no god?

I wish we could.
wolf1991
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Your religion is to not have a god and yet you have one


Wait...we have a religion? Since when? The belief that there is no god is not a religion. No worship see. I suppose we could start a religion now that we have a god/goddess, but then we wouldn't be atheist, now would we?
Kasic
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*Facepalm* (Again!)

It's a joke guys, i'm like, totally for reals, seriously.

wolf1991
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It's a joke guys, i'm like, totally for reals, seriously.


I understand, we (the atheists) understand, but they (the religious) do not. I suggest holy war.
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I understand, we (the atheists) understand, but they (the religious) do not.


That's not really true.

I suggest holy war.


That's always a terrible idea.
MageGrayWolf
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Your religion is to not have a god and yet you have one.


I don't actually have a religion.

What is the true meaning of atheism then?


It means lack of belief in a God/s. I don't claim to actually believe this god exists.

Because you say you have a god but saying your atheist means you don't have one.


Since I helped create this imaginary being I can claim it's mine in the same way I could claim any other fictional character I invent or help to invent is mine.

Now chill out and have a magic sandwich.

Why not just make your own little island where you can live forever in peace (until you die) with no god?


I've considered it.
sambam
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I've considered it.


Good.

Since I helped create this imaginary being I can claim it's mine in the same way I could claim any other fictional character I invent or help to invent is mine.


So the whole purpose of this is just to be stupid/"funny"?
MageGrayWolf
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So the whole purpose of this is just to be stupid/"funny"?


Yep, pretty much. Though the creation of this god did have a worthwhile cause to help raise money to fund HIV/AIDS research.
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