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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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TackyCrazyTNT
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I know, right? It can be ASDLSAV2 for short. Or just Sandwich Dildo Man.

I was actually cracking up while I typed it. It's lame to laugh at yourself, but I'm a lame person.

MageGrayWolf
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The god has no name. What's it's name!?


We never got around to a name.

âNo matter how things go for me, the one thing that I never want to get above is criticism. A lot of people in this industry don't like criticism. I think you need something to keep you in check.â -Steve Hofstetter
TackyCrazyTNT
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I just got ninja'd.
Oh my ASDLSAV2.

wil4813
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I was actually cracking up while I typed it. It's lame to laugh at yourself, but I'm a lame person.

You are totally not lame! ASDLSAV2 is hilarious!!
TackyCrazyTNT
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Why have you people abandoned Awesome Dildo God? Not cool, guys.

dair5
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I think it's because Awesome Dildo God isn't very demanding.

wil4813
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Why have you people abandoned Awesome Dildo God? Not cool, guys.

Once again totally true. Pretty much everything you say is very accurate.
dair5
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Why doesn't ASDLSAV2 have heaven for me? If there's no heaven where do i go?

wil4813
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Nomad

You don't that is the point.

TackyCrazyTNT
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Peasant

Once again totally true. Pretty much everything you say is very accurate.


Maybe I could be an Awesome Dildo God Priestess. That would be pretty cool. I decree for you all to make sandwiches in reverence of ASDLSAV2.

Why doesn't ASDLSAV2 have heaven for me? If there's no heaven where do i go?


Wherever you dream up.
wil4813
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Nomad

Maybe I could be an Awesome Dildo God Priestess. That would be pretty cool. I decree for you all to make sandwiches in reverence of ASDLSAV2.

Awesome I shall start making the sandwiches right away. What position do I get?
TackyCrazyTNT
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I can be high priestess (because I decree it to be so)
and you can be priest (until I see fit to promote you).
We need a name for this. I'm not going to keep calling it Awesome Sandwich Lightning Dildo God Club. :P

wil4813
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Nomad

Awesome!! How about... A.S.L.D.G club?

TackyCrazyTNT
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Peasant

No. It should be more majestic. Like...The Religion of Awesomeness.

wil4813
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Wow, see what I mean... your ideas, for the most part, are flawless.

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