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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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KingCs7
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I agree, but what kind of sandwiches?


I agree aswell. Let's do something simple.
wil4813
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What a lovely thought for the kinky. If this ever happens I'd see naked women rushing outside during a lightening storm.

What a wonderful thought! Just kidding!
Avorne
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Lightning that shoots dildos wouldn't be very useful UNLESS you were actually trying to give people serious blunt force trauma to the head.

wil4813
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Lightning that shoots dildos wouldn't be very useful UNLESS you were actually trying to give people serious blunt force trauma to the head.

That how she(he) punishes people.
TackyCrazyTNT
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The sandwich would have plenty of meat, to symbolize strength. And vegetables to symbolize fertility (or maybe that's already symbolized by the dildo). There would be some sort of sauce too, because no God likes dry sandwiches. And the bread would mean...eh...harvest?

KingCs7
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And the bread would mean...eh...harvest?


The bread's just bread. No meaning to it.
MageGrayWolf
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If he were really a god, he'd have lightning shoot dildos.


Now that would just be silly.
wil4813
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There would be some sort of sauce too

Has to be mayonnaise because it symbolizes... err tastefullness.
KingCs7
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[quote]Has to be mayonnaise because it symbolizes... err tastefullness.[quote]

Yeah... Tastefullness... That's it...

wil4813
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Yeah... Tastefullness... That's it...

Yes our god must taste good. (I know that is not a word.)
MageGrayWolf
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To avoid a lock I recommend just ignoring the haters.

Their just jealous they couldn't come up with such an awesome god.

Cranium80
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and there is no afterlife.


so what's the point?
KingCs7
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The god has no name. What's it's name!?

TackyCrazyTNT
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Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0.
(Needed to be seven words)

KingCs7
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You know how some sandwhiches have a toothpick going through it? ADSLSAV's sandwhich needs to have a dildo going through it.

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