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pratchu
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pratchu
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Nomad

wouldn't that make life for us become horrible? heres an eg.
(man is eating hot dog)
Dog: Gimme the hot dog!
Man: "shaking head"
Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog!
Man: No
Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!

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MRWalker82
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Honestly I wish animals could talk. My first order of business would be to interview every single bulldog, chihuahua, pug, poodle, and any other breed of dog typically subjected to the torture that is canine clothing.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Your first interview should be with Sgt. Chesty.

Ernie15
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Bard

Yeah, I don't even want to know what cats or dogs would say when you pet them. That'd be awkward to hear.


"Not now. I have a headache."

If animals could talk to us, they'd easily be able to talk to other animal species, which would allow prey to attempt to reason with their predators.

Unfortunately, since bugs are animals, and there are bugs all over the place, nobody would get any sleep anywhere.
shortay7562
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Nomad

thats just too many things talking in one house if you have 6 people and 5 pets like i do.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Bugs already make noise and people sleep.

Ernie15
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Bard

Bugs already make noise and people sleep.


If they're all talking to each other instead of making the occasional quiet sound that we're used to, the noise will eventually get to all of our heads.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

But it would still be very little noise.

Stinger_Maniac
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Nomad

But it would still be very little noise.


Why would there be little noise?
They could have powerful voices even if they're small.
iTrojans
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Nomad

Ok first off, we are animals. And we talk.

Technically we are animals and can talk.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

The katydid is louder than a jet engine. Bugs can be loud, but only a select few. All bugs are making noises right now. Ever heard an ant? They make noise constantly.

pratchu
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Nomad

i have anowl near my house. here is its monologue
Owl: Flip you humans with beds.
Owl: Fleeeeeeeep yooooooou.
Owl: Ooooohhh! Mousey!

nedster123456789
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Nomad

I think it would be cool, but also annoying. what would they say?

Ernie15
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Bard

It would be funny rather than bad.


Yes, but it could ruin the animated movie business. They may find G-rated movies about talking animals to be offensive.
Convallaria
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I think it could only go poorly haha. It would be pretty cool at first, and I would only be content to keep it up if the animal was intelligent.

cleofer5
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Scribe

the world would end in a fiery fire as all loved ones burn in a blaze started by teaching animals how to actually do something like start a fire

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