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If they could talk they could control us.

I think my dog would say something like

Yeah im a dog. So what? Get out of my front, i want to see this program

(man is eating hot dog)
Dog: Gimme the hot dog!
Man: "shaking head"
Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog!
Man: No
Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!

if they could talk, nobody have them.

Cats would talk down to us in the most pretentious manner possible.