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pratchu
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wouldn't that make life for us become horrible? heres an eg.
(man is eating hot dog)
Dog: Gimme the hot dog!
Man: "shaking head"
Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog!
Man: No
Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!

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pratchu
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not really. they would just have lips instead ofa fat thingy under their nose

pratchu
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and they wouldn't ave a dumb look on their faces

HahiHa
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not really. they would just have lips instead ofa fat thingy under their nose

Apes also have lips, and can't talk properly. It has mainly to do with the anatomy of the larynx. It's the first place where the outcoming air is being modified, tongue and lips help for 'fine-tuning'.
Oh, and think of some parrots who can imitate words quite well. They don't have lips at all
MageGrayWolf
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wouldn't that make life for us become horrible? heres an eg.
(man is eating hot dog)
Dog: Gimme the hot dog!
Man: "shaking head"
Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog!
Man: No
Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!


Someone apparently made a dog translator.
http://www.bullwrinkle.com/ShoppingPages/takara_bow_lingual_dog_translator.htm

And my animals do talk.
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If my dog could talk, it would say: "Give me what you are eating now or I will poop inside the house, again". If my old cat could talk, I think it would say: "Give some milk and it is fine. And why is that dog staring at me?". I don't have that cat anymore.

In a zoo, I think giraffes would say: "Are you jealous of me? Because you will never reach my height. Ever!".

jets99
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that would be awesome I love animals

Adrokila
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If they could talk, cat fights would be more enjoyable.

Riskae
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They are animals, even if they could talk i could tell you what they were going to say.

My Dog: Food Food Food Ball Poop Food Food Pee Food Ball Food

I think you get the point

tegan190
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If my cat could talk it would ask me why it's so fat.

pratchu
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If my cat could talk it would ask me why it's so fat.


my cat would be like:

" Hey whyyou no pay attention? Pay attention to meeeeeee! I want to be petted! Pet meeeee! Why you no pet? meeeeooooooowwwww!"x20
jets99
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I would go through different stages:

1.creeped out
2.so freakin excited
3.no big deal its normal by now
4.something would annoy me so I would kick it
5.I would go insane by being annoied by that animals relatives
6.I would think about suicide
7.Iwould spend the rest of my life in a mental hospital

Sheppard007
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It would be scary, and i think exterminators would be out of jobs.

sodangobsessed
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wouldn't that make life for us become horrible? heres an eg.
(man is eating hot dog)
Dog: Gimme the hot dog!
Man: "shaking head"
Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog!
Man: No
Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!
[quote]

Aren't dogs good and royal? But we would actually know so much more about animals of they could tell us.

sodangobsessed
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Im sorry about the post above it was a mistake. The quoted thing was my own post.

sodangobsessed
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[quote]Flag
I would go through different stages:
1.creeped out
2.so freakin excited
3.no big deal its normal by now
4.something would annoy me so I would kick it
5.I would go insane by being annoied by that animals relatives
6.I would think about suicide
7.Iwould spend the rest of my life in a mental hospital

Your life will turn completely upside down.

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