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Well that cow would talk to you and say don't do that. I'd still tip it over any how.

if animals could talk!

Dude, here's a cat:

Cat: Get away
kid: Kitty kitty! I WUB U!
Cat: GET DA **** AWAY!

Dude, here's a cat:
Cat: Get away
kid: Kitty kitty! I WUB U!
Cat: GET DA **** AWAY!

Overall, I guess it would be interesting too see our pets talk. Freaky and probably very explicit things they would say but it still would be interesting.

ya I think my cats would just curse at my family all day long but most cats would I bet.

OMG!!!!!!!! I want to know what a snail would say to me!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!! I want to know what a snail would say to me!!!!!!!

Pigeon-(Said very quickly)"Look! Food! Oh wait that's a rock. Look! Food! Oh wait that's a rock. Look! Food! Oh wait that's a rock..."
My friend and I came up with this when we saw a pigeon that seemed to think rocks were food till he realized that they were rocks.

@savedebunnies

and monkeys would scream " Waah! Throw the rotten peaches at those aholes! Teach them to give us crappy food!"

Animals can talk, just not in human language. But it would be cool if they can talk with humans.

I wouldnt want animales to take because my dog would allways be like "Feed me Feed me!" becuase my dog always seems to be hungry for some reason

I think it would be a big problem for the food industry.

if they could talk they can have an empire.

example:LION EMPIRE.

If they could talk they could control us.