I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it) So I thought I'd start one of my personal favourite things... Chuck Norris Facts ;DFact 1:Jesus Can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can win the game.
the only thing chuck norris ever lost was the ability to lose.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life there.
The housing market didn't make tue economy crash, Chuck Norris did. Go to www.nochucknorris.com. It is really funny.
How does Chuck Norris fish?-You,you and you gtfo.
Chuck Norris can swim on land
Chuck Norris is strong. Well; it's at least a fact.
Chuck Norris can divide by zeroChuck Norris knows both the position and velocity of an electron.... at the same time!Chuck Norris has a pet lizard.... named Godzilla!
behind Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin, only another fistChuck Norris can round-house kick you with his wang
Chuck Norris does not actually beat opponents, they beat their
When he was born, he drove his mom from the hospital
i have a list of them here. chucknorris
When he was born, he drove his mom "to" the hospital
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