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Latchem
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I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it) So I thought I'd start one of my personal favourite things... Chuck Norris Facts ;D

Fact 1:

Jesus Can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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zakyman
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Chuck Norris can win the game.

Bladerunner679
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the only thing chuck norris ever lost was the ability to lose.

Latchem
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the only thing chuck norris ever lost was the ability to lose.
Chuck Norris never fails at failing. He just does ¬¬
Chuck Norris can win the game.
what about: Chuck Norris won the game... twice
Sarge51
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Shepherd

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life there.

Sheppard007
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Nomad

The housing market didn't make tue economy crash, Chuck Norris did.

Go to www.nochucknorris.com. It is really funny.

MasterF321
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Nomad

How does Chuck Norris fish?

-You,you and you gtfo.

xXKashitoXx
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Nomad

Chuck Norris can swim on land

JohnGarell
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Peasant

Chuck Norris is strong. Well; it's at least a fact.

Cranium80
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Shepherd

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris knows both the position and velocity of an electron.... at the same time!

Chuck Norris has a pet lizard.... named Godzilla!

Cranium80
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Shepherd

behind Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin, only another fist

Chuck Norris can round-house kick you with his wang

DeSLoL
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Nomad

Chuck Norris does not actually beat opponents, they beat their

SamTravis
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Nomad

When he was born, he drove his mom from the hospital

flowerpoop
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flowerpoop
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Nomad

i have a list of them here.

chucknorris

kingjac11
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Nomad

When he was born, he drove his mom from the hospital


When he was born, he drove his mom "to" the hospital
OMFGPwned
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When he was born, he drove his mom "to" the hospital

I believe he meant "from", you wouldn't drive to a hospital if you are already in the hospital.
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