Superman arrived on Earth in a meteorite and immediately had super strength thanks to our yellow sun. But it was Chuck Norris who taught him how to fly.
Chuck Norris works in mysterious ways.
in WWII, the USA didn't drop an atom bomb on Hiroshima, they sent in Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.