ForumsWEPRMay 21, 2011 The rapture occurred and all that happened was a stupid title change

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DBLACKSTAR
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I'm sure you've all heard the doom sayers stating that the world will end on Saturday May 21 2011. What is the basis behind this belief that the world will end on this day, what sets this apart from all the other doomsday theories, and where do you stand on this forecast of oblivion.

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Armed_Blade
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Maybe God is still busy transferring Christians to heaven.

master565
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This sucked. I locked my self in my room with 2 friends and some airsoft guns, waiting for 6:00. With 30 seconds left, i ran out of my room and out of my house, yelled at the top of my lungs "repent for the rapture is upon us!" and ran back to my room. Then it turned 6:00 and nothing happened. It made me feel like an idiot. It might have helped if i was Christian but still.

MageGrayWolf
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For the lulz.
After The Rapture

acmed
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ummmmmmmm, it's 10:00, and i don't think the world ended guys.

like i said, you never know

Nurvana
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Ah nothing like a sect of zealous half-wits defacing an entire religion.

Paarfam
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I've posted a billion types here already. I don't think you need to hear my opinion again, but one more thing: if the rapture were to come tonight, I wouldn't be typing this right now. :P

Ernie15
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Come and get me, Jesus!

If I don't come online tomorrow, Jesus came and got me and deflated my inflatable hammer.

Paarfam
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Actually according to the bible, unless you are a kosher jewish male, who is a virgin, and one of the selected 1400, you would be right here with us.

Not in the Catholic rapture system. We believe that as long as you believe in God you're good. Besides, who's to say I'm not kosher Jewish virgin male? Hell, I can barely consider myself a virgin. :P
Ernie15
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unless you are a kosher jewish male, who is a virgin, and one of the selected 1400, you would be right here with us.


Goodbye Jesse Eisenberg and Jonah Hill.

At least now, Noah's bagels will be a lot cheaper due to lower demands. Unfortunately it might also go out of business...
NoNameC68
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I just had sex with 7 prostitutes thinking this would be my last day on earth... stupid rapture not happening.

brb getting tested.

master565
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Day is not over yet there's still a chance.


Well that depends on where you live. I'm pretty sure in most time zones it's the 22nd.
Elephunk
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I almost feel bad for the crazies who sold their houses and quit their jobs for this, but I suppose it's their own faults.

MageGrayWolf
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I almost feel bad for the crazies who sold their houses and quit their jobs for this, but I suppose it's their own faults.


Is there anyone who did that?

Anyway was checking and it looks like there are still a few places that have about 2 1/2 hours left til May 22.
Kasic
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It's 10:48pm for me atm, so...yeah, day's not "quite" over for me. Btw, the thread title changed :O

Xcalibur45
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I noticed my neighbor was gone. But If anything he was taken to hell.

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