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pratchu
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Here are the different species now scientifically named.

Aboriginus Typus

The original internet troll which started it all. They are knon for exescively using caps and not really meaning anything. Commonly found on politics forums.

Raspicious Acronimius

This troll is rather the complete opposite of the Aboriginus. It usually is polite while arguing but is very racist towards lots of things. Found on politics and religion forums.

Absolutus Misspelius

This type only uses chat language and cannot be bothered to utilise elequent language because they don't facilitate proper English. Mostly found on Miscellaneous forums.

These are the only trolls i can think of. If you have more,post them and they shall be added to the list.

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pratchu
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just thought of another one

Teacherus Lolus

A teacher who tries to mix in with students online and uses chat language. Is rarely found anywhere but yahoo answers and wiki answers.

Patrick2011
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Why would you want to define different types of trolls? All trolls should be handled pretty much the same way.

pratchu
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Why would you want to define different types of trolls? All trolls should be handled pretty much the same way.


not really. Every troll has a different way of dealing with it. example: Teacherus Lolus has to b dealt with by telling the teacher to stop with the chat lingua; firmly but politely.
Absolutus Misspelius has to be dealt with by using long, elequent language instead of uncouth slang they facilitate.
CommanderDude7
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There is only one way to deal with a troll.
http://pugsly.bechange.com/forum_fodder/ban_them_all.jpg

knight_34
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It took me a good five minutes of hard thinking to recall this gem..

Flame Warriors - a list of varying forum personalities.

pratchu
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Nope. You can stop either one of them by banning them. Ban their second accounts, third, fourth, and on and on.


if t goes on and on, someone will be pissd and the mod banning and the troll will be banned.
GhostOfMatrix
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someone will be pissd and the mod banning and the troll will be banned.

It's justified, a moderator won't get banned for banning someone that's breaking the site rules.

Also, IP bans work great.
WolfChan
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just kidding, but in all seriousness, trolls are very annoying.

Patrick2011
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Here's the AG definition of a troll:

No "trolling" -- posting controversial (sometimes off-topic) messages with the intent of baiting other users to reply.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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I'm the best type of troll, the unbanned kind.

knight_34
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I aM nOt A tRoLlLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You're a failure in multiple senses.

@Patrick2011

Sometimes I wonder whether or not you're more humorless than I am when I'm serious (that's something to be noted) and if you're really an underwhelmingly montonous forummer or just a clever troll.
loloynage2
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Aboriginus Typus: Commonly found on politics forums.

Actually I find way more of these on YouTube
pratchu
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I aM nOt A tRoLlLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You would fall under the troll...

Aboriginus Acostialus

The type that always argues against any critiscism towards themselve with force and the useof extra punctuation. This troll usually migrates to different forums everyday.

Actually I find way more of these on YouTube


In my experience(coz i don't go to youtube so much) I have only seen Aboriginus Typus on politic forums.
Pazx
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If the first account was banned, the others would be banned for circumventing the original ban.


You sir, are a genius.
DarkGamer99
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Yes I know Trolls are annoying but they're fun to pick on. You can find all of these trolls on any forum and other sites. Including Youtube.

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