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Here is another one *snicker*
The calenders days are numbered.

On the other hand, you have different fingers :/ Sigh

Batman and Robin, Vatican edition:

Said upon being ambushed by the Joker: "Holy Roman Empire, Batman!"

Here's a lame one what do you call an electrified child,
A tater tot.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
The chicken had a day off.

stupidest saying: Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

I would tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

i got a spongebob joke,here it go's Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie? answer:because the movie was rated argh!

why did the dinosaur cross the road? because chickens weren't invented yet.

I told a chemistry joke today


there was no reaction


I love my new ruler

It rules!

I have got 2 really lame ones. The first one is reeeeaaaaally old and the second one is one of which my little brother unfortunately shared.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Jim: Knock, knock.
Bob: Who's there?
Jim: Doctor.
Bob Doctor Who?
Jim: Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.

What did the pirate say when he had his steering wheel in his pants?
Aaarrrgh, this is driving me nuts.

I have a joke about tofu, but it's pretty tasteless.

I'd tell my joke about expired food, but it's kind of outdated.

I also have a joke about towels, but it's pretty dry compared to my other jokes.