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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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Ernie15
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My friend said I don't understand irony.

Which is ironic, because we were passing a bakery at the time.

xNightwish
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From al bunny.
Marcy why are you here"
"to talk with Peggy"
"No, I mean why are you here on earth"

FloydTC
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man who stick hand in pants feel cocky all day

IcyGryphon
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Why was the skeleton too afraid to cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

CommanderPaladin
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From the interpretation of the rules, as posted by Mod "Freakinstein" in answer to a question regarding forum conduct:

Advertising, necro'ing (reviving old threads), short and effortless posts, off-topic nonsense, trolling and flaming, and "lolwut" threads are all spam posts


wow,


If this is the entirety of your thought/post, then it counts as the above. However, if it is an accidental post of an uncompleted thought, please flesh it out and repost with a statement to the effect of it being an accident.
Armpit
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Barium - what you do with your loved ones after they pass away.

TheLegitGamer
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Always have courtesy of your women. Id not they will get really mad.
This one time I forgot to open the door for her.....
So I swam up to the surface

CommanderPaladin
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Barium - what you do with your loved ones after they pass away.


But don't bury'em with barium, less they become radioactive zombies!
bschnauzer7
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Barium - what you do with your loved ones after they pass away.

But don't bury'em with barium, less they become radioactive zombies!


instead, bury'em with francium, then they'll explode!
latpasko
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why did the ninja cross the street?
cuz the rooftops were crowded.

TheLegitGamer
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"Have you ever seen a real ninja?"
"No"
"That is why they called them ninjas"

CommanderPaladin
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"Have you ever seen a real ninja?"
"No"
"That is why they called them ninjas"


Corollary: If you see a real ninja, it's too late.
divy1324
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Once I died and I came back to life and then uhhhh I ummm fought the ninjas but then umm uhh I died AGAIN!! Then the ninjas died.

Its a different version of this really really lame joke

aamer13
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P1 knock knock
P2 come in
P1 in what
P2 what?

EPIC FAIL

pickpocket
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Me u idiot!

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