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Turtelman1234
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What is the lamest joke or pun you've ever heard? It could've made you laugh uncontrollably, or it could've made you not laugh at all.

I'll start everyone off with some:

The Eenergizer Bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

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CommanderPaladin
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Lamest Joke EVAR!

P1: Wanna hear a joke?
P2: Yeah!
P1: Imma Joker! HAHAHA!
P1: its was funny right?!
P2: ...Nope!


And then Batman punched him.
FloydTC
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I organized a threesome the other day. I had a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.

CommanderPaladin
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If three's a crowd, my head is over crowded. There's Me, Myself, I, and that stupid little neuron-looking thing that won't go away. To escape the close quarters I sometimes take leave of my senses.

Lost: My marbles. You find 'em, you keep 'em.

alovera1
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why dont elephants go to beaches
cause there trunks keep falling down

alovera1
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content or discontent which tent are you

EmperorPalpatine
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Progress is the opposite of Congress.

CommanderPaladin
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content or discontent which tent are you


Why pitch a tent when you can just keep moving on?

Progress is the opposite of Congress.


Washington, D.C.: The Logic Free Zone.
alovera1
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the judge says to the person why did you park there the person says well the sign said fine for parking

CommanderPaladin
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wat the nzi boy get for christmas
a gi jew


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Bad taste man, bad taste.
KineticNinja
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Saying a bird smells foul.


LOL that was so stupid I couldn't stop laughing!
EmperorPalpatine
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Teen male 1: That cute girl kissed me last night.
Teen male 2: Did you kiss her back?
Teen male 1: No, I kissed her lips.

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Knock Knock who is there, No really Who is there o.o

-Legend

XD

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My friend:"I really wish people would give up with those 'your mom' jokes"
Me: "Yeah, I mean, let's be honest here - your mom's starting to get pretty old."

Peter20
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ok i got one

what do snails do when they get in a fight they slug it out

hahahahaha

Keyara
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Have you heard about the brooms?
Their sweeping the nation.

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