Three guys were commenting about violence around the world. One of them show the others a scar: - Where did you got that? - Liberty City. And this one? - Vice City
Then the bartender comes near and show a scar:
- Where did you got that? - a man ask the bartender - Appendicitis!
Lol.
(Appendicitis was supposed to look like a city's name, so...)
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Roaring funny! Actually, all ten of those were pretty good. Here's a reply in kind:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are at a bar when a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman gets a spoon, carefully scoops out the fly, and folds it away in a napkin. The Scot reaches in, grabs the fly, throws it on the floor and stomps on it. The Irishman reaches in, picks up the fly by the wings, shakes it, and roars, "Now spit it out!"
1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family. I don't think it's me, so maybe it's one of my parents. Or maybe it's my older brother Jerry. Or my younger brother Zheng Li.
