Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: Open the fridge, put the elephant in the fridge, shut the fridge door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door.
Q: There's a big party in the jungle, and all the animals are there, except for two. Which two animals are missing and why? A: The elephant and the giraffe, because they were kidnapped by some psycho who stuck them in a refrigerator.
Q: You are an explorer in the middle of the Amazon forest. You are about to cross a small river, but there is no boat. It's shallow enough to wade across, but it's filled with deadly crocodiles! How will you get across? A: Just wade to the other side, the crocodiles are at the party.
A guy goes to the doctor with a cucumber in one ear, a carrot in the other, and two peas in his nose. He tells the doctor that he isn't feeling well. The doctor says, "You're not eating right."
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasnât much, but the reception was great.
