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Have you heard about the brooms?
Their sweeping the nation.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend told me I should stop taking LSD, but I didn't listen.

I mean, what does a desk lamp know about drugs?

How many letters are in the Canadian alphabet?

52. A EH B EH C EH D EH E EH F EH G EH H EH I EH J EH K EH L EH M EH N EH O EH P EH Q EH R EH S EH T EH U EH V EH W EH X EH Y EH Z EH.

I think it's a safe bet that there are funny jokes that don't involve drug use...

@ CommanderPaladin:

How would talking about drug use be harmful? You bolded that word and objectionable when you copied and pasted the rules of the forums.

...And please, stop adding on to other's jokes. It's making the already lame jokes not even make sense.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to buy a new fence.

@CommanderPaladin:

You, my good sir, are a buzzkill.

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Steve, a senior citizen, was driving down the freeway toward New York, when his friend Josh called him. Josh told him to be careful because there was a car going the wrong way on that same freeway. Steve replies, "Hell, it's not just one, there are dozens of them!"

What did the koala say to the interviewer?

I think I am KOALAfied for this job.

That is a KOALAty joke isn't it?

I found an emo website. It's www.emo.com/wrists.

...

I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for the weekend, but her dad said we couldn't sleep together.

Which is a shame, because I really like him.

why did the chicken cross the road?

cause 7 8 9 hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He escaped the farm and was going free range.

Why did the chicken cross the road.
He was going to the gun store to get payback.
At...The..Cows...son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lame Joke

A man walks into a bar.
"Ouch" he says.
It was an IRON bar!!
Lame joke

Specialized Adult Beverage Locations:

For Steel Workers: The Iron Bar
For Geeks: The Space Bar
For Neat Freaks: The Soap Bar
For Insects: The Bar Fly
For Scientists: The Bar-ium
For Cleaning Maids: The Towel Bar

Here's one I made...