Ok, heres another crazy one. I was searching up jokes at school 2day and found some really, really bad ones. Be prepared to stab out your eyes with a pencil. _________________________________________________ What's worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.
What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? The Holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust? Three worms in your apple. ________________________________________________ Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? Because he was hit by a bus. _______________________________________________ I think we should stop with all the holocaust jokes, they're not funny Ann Frankly I wont stand for it. _______________________________________________ Knock Knock. Who's there? To. To Who? To Whom. _______________________________________________ I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Source: Research over the internet, type in ANTI-JOKES, you'll find alot.
what did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? nothing it just let out a little whine (bum-dum-Jing)
a man walks into the doctors office and says: "I have bad news, and worse news." the man says, "oh my what's the bad news?" the doctor says, "the bad news is that you have 24hrs left to live." the man says, "oh my how could it possibly get any worse?!" the doctor says, "the worse news is that I've been trying to tell you that since yesterday!" (bum-dum-jing)
(Note to those Durn Yankees who don't get it: "Holler" is also a term for a small mountain valley wherein lies a town.)
i find this racist
I find you misguided and irrelevant. "Durn Yankees" is a long-standing joke. If it were something like the n-word, it would be racist; however, it isn't, so it's not. You should be careful about slinging around words like "racist," because if you just throw them everywhere you will end up in a heap of trouble. [end of topic] ____________________________________________________________________________
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was just following the cliche.
