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Dregus2
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I would do this:

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iTrojans
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I would meet him in Germany and say, "Ich würde dir weh getan, aber wir in Deutschland nicht schlagen kleine Mädchen."

(I would hurt you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls.)

snowguy13
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An awkward conversation would probably ensue, but I know for sure I wouldn't freak out or anything. His music's not that great.

Cranium80
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I don't understand why this pre-pubesent little twerp has so much attention, and threads like this are not helping. Just ignore him people and he will go away!

EmperorPalpatine
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I would show him that if you go to Google Translate, and type in 'English to Vietnamese' "Will Bieber ever hit puberty" copy and paste the translation into Vietnamese to English, you get a great answer.

WristSlasher
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[quote]His music's not that great


Of course, coming from a guy.[/quote]

Honestly.
What does gender have to do with what taste you have in music?

I would show him that if you go to Google Translate, and type in 'English to Vietnamese' "Will Bieber ever hit puberty" copy and paste the translation into Vietnamese to English, you get a great answer.


He's most likely already seen that.

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I'd most likely just talk to him for the five minutes, no point in being ignorant, it's not as if he's done anything hateful or spiteful towards me.
He's probably a pretty nice guy.. :3
RainbowGoGangster3
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i dont know i would just ask him.. why pick terrible pop music? why is ur voice soo girly and wrong??? and why couldnt u be as hot as Ryan Rennolds and have a band like Three Days Grace!

divy1324
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1. I think it's a horrible idea to hate some one unless they are like terrorists
2. Id try to like ignore him because he has enough hate already!

Turtelman1234
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I heard the guy is a real jerk. When he was on CSI, he supposedly rampaged around behind stage and punched a cake.


Now hearing that, I'd probably ask him to leave and close the door behind him...after throwing a cake in his face.
notinthepie3
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There's already a thread on this.

bravehawk204
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I beat him do death with my bear hands

Conflicted
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i would kill him


You hate his music so much that it would make you want to kill him?
Grow up..

I beat him do death with my bear hands


There'd be security guards there, and even if there wasn't, you probably couldn't.

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I'd just talk to him for the five minutes.
I don't possess any hatred towards him, he can't please everybody with his style of music, but a lot of people like it, it's their choice.
Hatred is unnecessary, makes you bitter. :3
Turtelman1234
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There's already a thread on this


Two different threads. One doesn't say how long he's there. The other says you've only got five minutes with him.
TheUz
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i would say hi and leave, turning it to 30 seconds with him.

really, being obssesed with someone is pathetic but being obssesed with hating someone is even more pathetic. just dont listen to his music and thaats i


I totally agree, accept I would probably look at him, then grimace then turn around and leave. It would probably take 5seconds tops.
Dragonblaze052
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4:59 of torture, then I would shot him to make him stop singing.

vinster132
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He didn't do anything to me so I have nothing against him. I just don't like his music. I'd still beat him up to make him stop singing.

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